police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
My mom: wait i need to get my hijab

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35bit:

new york. (by (marcusp))

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Anonymous asked: im hungry. feed me.

lets go to nandos xx

Anonymous asked: what is that towel on your head? xx

it is a towel thank you for noticing amal ;) lol xx 

girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

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